Like a Firebird in the Headlights

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Like a Firebird in the Headlights
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This Firebird's headlights are more like phoenix headlights: they should just explode into ashes and try again.

Bucket Seat?

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Bucket Seat?
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If you get in an accident, your spine will collapse quicker than the seat does.

Sorry, you can't park there.

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Sorry, you can't park there.
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Well, you can, but good luck getting out.

Extreme bike rack!

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Extreme bike rack!
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With a bumper sticker that reads, "Honk if bikes fall off."

The Latest In Car Security

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The Latest In Car Security
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Who needs a boot for the front tire?